LAWS THAT MAKE LIFE SUCH A HEADACHE
QUEUE/LANES LAW
If you are queuing or driving and change queues or lanes, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in.
THE BREAD LAW
When the buttered slice of bread falls, it always falls on the buttered side.
TELEPHONE LAW
When you dial a wrong number you will never get an engaged one.
MECHANICAL REPAIR LAW
After your hands are coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.
WORKSHOP LAW
Any tool,when dropped, will roll to the most inaccessible corner.
ALIBI LAW
If you tell your boss u were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next day you will have a flat tyre.
BATH THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone u don't want to be seen with.
RESULTS LAW
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!!
THEATRE LAW
People with seats at the farthest end from the aisle arrive last.
BIO MECHANICS LAW
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach!!!!
THE COFFEE/TEA RULE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee/tea, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until it is cold...
